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A book about men. Finally.

Beers,
Burgers
& Booty.

He's not complicated. He just needs three things. Figure out which one is missing before he develops strong opinions about the thermostat.

Beers, Burgers and Booty book cover

Fig. 1: The subject, in his natural habitat

Field classification

The Three Bs

Every observed behavior traces back to one of three needs. Learn to spot which one is missing.

Field Instrument No. 003

Which B is missing?

He is acting strange and he will not say why. He may not even know why. Five observations, three possible findings, one slightly uncomfortable answer.

  • [x] Calibrated on real men in real living rooms
  • [x] Takes about two minutes, no login, no judgment
  • [x] Returns one finding and one recommended field action
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Reports from the field

What readers are saying

"I read the garage chapter out loud to my husband and he just nodded slowly the entire time. Then he went to the garage."
Sarah M. / Early reader
"Finally a book about men that is actually funny instead of sad. I bought three copies for my group chat."
Jennifer K. / Advance copy
"The diagnostic told me I took the Burgers away. Reader, I had in fact taken the Burgers away."
Danielle R. / Quiz taker

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